A big shout out to any girl that sports the huge 1970’s Cleopatra Jones afro. Your sightings are more rare than sasquatch but when you are spotted we get so excited we crap our pants."
"The slate colored tee is for the late night disco dancing. You wear this one on the dance floor and we guarantee people will step aside. If you drop down and do the worm, I’ll personally buy you a drink
